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marshall089 (12:08:37 AM): sam, i love you

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Auto Response from TinyDanser84 (12:08:37 AM): "You should know I was thrice-named Alternate Sword Master at the Southern Area Regional Volunteer Infantry Re-enactment Regiment."

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marshall089 (12:08:48 AM): escpialyl when yuo alway have my quotes in youj priofile

marshall089 (12:08:55 AM): in incerase my lvoe fo r oyu

marshall089 (12:09:24 AM): lol

marshall089 (12:09:38 AM): my stepdad said about dr who again

marshall089 (12:09:43 AM): and i mentioned john simm as the master

marshall089 (12:10:04 AM): and yes

marshall089 (12:10:11 AM): you will always be hot cholate to me

marshall089 (12:10:22 AM): even though you are the 2nd whitest girl i've ever known

marshall089 (12:10:29 AM): my best firned's gf woud be the whitests

marshall089 (12:10:34 AM): she is goddamn pale

marshall089 (12:11:39 AM): i loled so hard

marshall089 (12:11:47 AM): at your pvfoielfe

marshall089 (12:11:51 AM): i would even laugh

marshall089 (12:11:56 AM): if iw ans't completenyl;y drunk

marshall089 (12:11:59 AM): and about to apaasss out

marshall089 (12:12:01 AM): i had liek

marshall089 (12:12:04 AM): um

marshall089 (12:12:07 AM): 8-9 beers

marshall089 (12:12:11 AM): 2 shtos of tequlia

marshall089 (12:12:15 AM): and a nother mystery shot

marshall089 (12:12:18 AM): they called triple t

marshall089 (12:12:20 AM): also

marshall089 (12:12:27 AM): my friend had a cup of a mixed drink

marshall089 (12:12:29 AM): i have no diea

marshall089 (12:12:32 AM): what it was

marshall089 (12:12:35 AM): but i chugged it

marshall089 (12:12:38 AM): thejn isang in rockband

marshall089 (12:12:43 AM): i hope this is entertianing

marshall089 (12:12:45 AM): when you wake up

marshall089 (12:12:47 AM): if ti is

marshall089 (12:12:49 AM): jsut say so

marshall089 (12:12:55 AM): i want to know

marshall089 (12:13:00 AM): if druknklened ness is happy

marshall089 (12:13:01 AM): OMG

marshall089 (12:13:03 AM): I SANG

marshall089 (12:13:06 AM): IN ROCK bAND

marshall089 (12:13:10 AM): ujmmm

marshall089 (12:13:13 AM): STILL ALIVE

marshall089 (12:13:13 AM): YEAH

marshall089 (12:13:14 AM): OMG

marshall089 (12:13:16 AM): I SAN GIT

marshall089 (12:13:18 AM): AND DID GOOD

marshall089 (12:13:22 AM): GLADoS

marshall089 (12:13:26 AM): ^)^

marshall089 (12:13:30 AM): ^_^

marshall089 (12:13:31 AM): is waht i emant

marshall089 (12:13:37 AM): good night assnugget

marshall089 (12:13:40 AM): even thougj

marshall089 (12:13:44 AM): yu're saslseep

marshall089 went away at 12:13:52 AM.

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marshall089 (12:14:19 AM): oh

marshall089 (12:14:22 AM): one last thing

marshall089 (12:14:25 AM): on okcupid

marshall089 (12:14:28 AM): amielia foudn me

marshall089 (12:14:37 AM): and we exacanted messages

marshall089 (12:14:45 AM): and she also could see my journal

marshall089 (12:14:51 AM): about why i dont want to date

marshall089 (12:14:55 AM): because i hate woemne

marshall089 (12:14:58 AM): buecase they are bitches

marshall089 (12:15:01 AM): theya ll are

marshall089 (12:15:02 AM): ...

marshall089 (12:15:05 AM): no offence sam

marshall089 (12:15:12 AM): you're cool

marshall089 (12:15:13 AM): lol

marshall089 (12:15:21 AM): good mronign

marshall089 went away at 12:15:31 AM.

marshall089 returned at 12:16:45 AM.

marshall089 (12:16:55 AM): me and her were like 53% matches

marshall089 (12:17:13 AM): it is sad that you are one of the most dateable girls to me imho

marshall089 (12:17:19 AM): and you are in nj

marshall089 (12:17:23 AM): omg

marshall089 (12:17:25 AM): i am so drunk

marshall089 (12:17:30 AM): and i hafe been ramvlinbg

marshall089 (12:17:32 AM): omg

marshall089 (12:17:34 AM): im sdtoppign

marshall089 (12:17:36 AM): rasllay loggin

marshall089 (12:17:38 AM): ogfff

marshall089 (12:17:40 AM): or soemthing

marshall089 went away at 12:17:49 AM.

marshall089 returned at 12:28:14 AM.

marshall089 (12:28:20 AM): shit

marshall089 (12:28:24 AM): one last tning

marshall089 (12:28:27 AM): somathan moffat

marshall089 (12:28:32 AM): happy birthdat

marshall089 (12:28:35 AM):

marshall089 (12:28:37 AM):

marshall089 (12:28:46 AM): i went to bed

marshall089 (12:28:47 AM): drunk

marshall089 (12:28:50 AM): about to opas out

marshall089 (12:28:51 AM): and thought

marshall089 (12:28:55 AM): damn i said all that shti to sam

marshall089 (12:29:00 AM): and it i stechnically her bday

marshall089 (12:29:05 AM): i might as well say happy bday rtoo

marshall089 (12:29:11 AM): whiole telling her all yhat oeht ers hti